I wonder if they charge you more or less for car insurance based on your nationality.
—Jose G (while being stuck behind a very horrible Asian driver).
—Jose G (while being stuck behind a very horrible Asian driver).
A few years ago I was walking into a shoe store when a old lady cursed me out. She said something along the lines of “walking out the house like that! I can damn near see your coochie”. I wore a skirt that day (which wasn’t that short). I still laugh when I think of her.
—Jose G (when I asked him was the sales lady flirting with him)
The cone of shame
I remember this day clearly. You wanted me to pose in front of the boats. You were proud to show me your back yard. I can see you smiling at me taking this photo. I remember how happy you were to see me, you were in a better place then. I understand you so well yet, I don’t understand you at all. I hope you find happiness, love and peace within yourself.